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Ode to the D.J.

by NerdyBFF

My studly D.J., you inspire me to write.
How I love the way you juice and imbibe,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the funny vibe.

Let me compare you to a library?
You are more badass, forgiving and smart.
Ice bites the debris of February,
And wintertime has the wrong enlarged heart.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your nerdy biceps, thighs and rear.
Thinking of your happy thighs fills my days.
My love for you is the ill marketeer.

Now I must away with a giving heart,
Remember my odd words whilst we're apart.

Thanks to Datamuse, whose word engine was used to complete the poem.

Created on 9th February 2018.

Auto Praise for Ode to the D.J.

"Look, you might think 'marketeer' is a good rhyme for 'rear', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."

- The Daily Tale

"The author is so talented that I really feel the love for the object of the poem's nerdy biceps, thighs and rear."

- Enid Kibbler

"The iambic pentameter almost works!"

- Hit the Spoof

"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a library' - wow!"

- Zob Gloop

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